I need to get laid. Repressed and horny do not come close to describing the state I’m in. I managed to trudge through my teenage years without a whiff of sex, not even awkward, nerdy sex. And college was just me being stupid and depressing. So let’s say I’m about five years behind, in terms of maturity. I’ve now entered my sixteenth year of psychological development. Which makes me just about the right age to be indulging in some wild and varied sex. As soon as I find someone relatively harmless, good looking, and disease&drug free. In the meantime, it’s Richard Armitage and the shower head for me.